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March 26th, 2009

two stories from my facebook


1.
Jessica Rau Lofbomm
, whilst eating a chicken sandwich on a park bench, was swarmed by mutant pigeons. She may never eat chicken again.
Vadim Seleznev :
Jessica, why the pigeons were mutants?
At first they looked innocent and quaint, but then I looked at them. Their feathers were unkempt and molting, some had growths on their faces, and almost all of them had freaky feet-- missing toes, no toes at all, hobbling on nubs... It was so disturbing, and they continued to crowd in on me and my sandwich. I kept imagining that I was eating these mutant pigeons on my sandwich, and I couldn't eat anymore. I threw away my sandwich and hurried to the bus.
2.
Jessica Rau Lofbomm was in a taxi today. The driver asked her where she was from. He knew of Chicago, but Nashville didn't compute. "Nash-uh Beh-gus-uh?" he asked. Yes. NashVegas.

my eyes light up when you walk in the room


ОООО, День бы великолепный.
Знашь, в один прекрасный день я тебя расклонирую,
оригинал оставлю в Сеуле, а копию отошлю туда.
Просто Туда.
До новых встреч~~~~

ПС 1. Береги себя
ПС 2. Обещаю ходить в обуви одинаковой. :)))
ПС 3. Ну и что обещал в планах 2009 года -
постараюсь.

 

 

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